a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

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Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

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Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

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A black man walks into a bar in Alabama, he then proceeds to have a couple of drinks and leaves.

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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

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What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

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What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I can't believe it," the man exclaims, "I've died and gone to Heaven! I-" St. Peter interrupts him. "Not quite yet, my son. You must first answer three questions. You will only enter Heaven if I deem you fit to do so." The man nervously agrees. "All right. First question," St. Peter says. "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." "Splendid," St. Peter responds. "Did you attend church every Sunday?" The man loses some of his former confidence. "I may have missed the odd week." "That's fine," says St. Peter. "One last question... Do you believe you are worthy of entering the Gates of Heaven?" The man answers nervously, "Well... yes, yes I do." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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why do police kill so many young black men in America? it's a difficult question that deserves a thoughtful response. many complex issues are at play, but we also feel a sense that something must be done. we cannot ignore some of the forces at work here, yet we cannot all personally take responsibility, either. or maybe he wanted to steal his girl. that shit really happens. THAT SHIT LEGIT HAPAPNES.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were no traffic.

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A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? like most animals that wander onto the road, it was completely unaware that the road can be very dangerous. It didn't go onto the road on purpose, it simply treated the road as if it was just like the rest of the ground.

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Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

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What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

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What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

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the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

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This is a joke.

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So a man walks into a bar, right?

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Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

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A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

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Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

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