- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

Poop...

Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

why am I writing this...im bored

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What is better than tissues? Correct!

Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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