- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

your no better than a cockroach

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

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