- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

Nobody cares maddie!

The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

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