What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

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why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

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"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

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Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

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What do you say to a horse at the vet? Good god, look at that ear infection.

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Two Canadian men are sitting in a room. Man 1: Do you know what happens when you shoot a wolverine? Man 2: No. Man 1: It absorbs the bullets, duh. The second man proceeds to go outside with a gun. He returns in a few minutes. Man 1: What did you do with that gun? Man 2: I shot a wolverine. Man 1: What happened? Man 2: It fell over and died. I think you watch too much X-Men.

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Roses are smiling, violets are trying to kill me. DId I mention I'm a paranoid schizophrenic?

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A child walks into a bar. He finds to find his dad passed out in his vomit, the bartender realizes the dad left the kid in the car, and he is arrested. The kid grows up traumatized by the experience, and becomes a substance abuser just like his dad.

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Q: Where is the One Piece? A: My girlfriend is wearing it.

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What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? I don't know... That action was so barbarous that it freaked me out, and I was no longer in the vicinity of the area. Since I don't have supersonic hearing, I couldn't pick up anything they were saying...

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What do you call a child with a peg leg, and eye patch, and no hand? Names

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My friend was driving me home from a party, and was quite drunk. I was relieved that we did not get into a car crash.

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You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

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"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

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a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

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What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

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What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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