Why did the baby cross the road? I don't know but it got hit by a semi during.

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What do you call a person falling off a cliff Dead

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Whats the funniest part about 911? Over 1,000 People Died

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Why couldn't the man walk? He didn't have any legs.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn't last too long for fat people.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because his socks were slightly damp resulting in evaporation and the cooling of his feet, as well as the cold weather in December.

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A black man killed someone

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Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

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whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

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What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

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Wana hear something dirty? Mud

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

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a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

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a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

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Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

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Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

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Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

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What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

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Knock Knock Come in!

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why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

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Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

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