why did the black man eat two buckets of fried chicken? because he was hungry and he likes fried chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

You can throw a horse a Frisbee but you can't make him catch it

Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

A kid is riding down the street when his chain pops off his bicycle. The kid yells "God damn!" as he begins to fix it. A priest walking nearby overhears the boy taking god's name in vein and says "Don't say 'God damn' say 'God help us'". The kid says, "I am an atheist, get away from me".

An Amish walks into Best Buy

how do you grow a choade? idk ask shea

Tim: Jason, your dumb Jason: No I'm not.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Tie her up and force her to watch as you brutally murder her entire family.

Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

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how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

What what In the butt

The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

An antijoke

What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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