a guy walks down a street when he sees a bomb he walks away

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Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

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three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

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Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

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What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

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What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

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why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

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BIG PENIS

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How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

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Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

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Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

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whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

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Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

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The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

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Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

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What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

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Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

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A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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