What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

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a fat girl walks into McDonalds....

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Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

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A horse walked into a barn...

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

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to see a bad joke look above

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Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

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girls basketball

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What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

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Asians...

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An Antihumorous Story Part One A rich man named Richard told his son James that he could have anything in the world for his thirteenth birthday. James only asked for one thing: a silver box containing 542pink ping pong balls. So Richard gave him a metal box containing 542 pink ping pong balls. Five years later, Richard heard a strange noise coming from James' room. It was the sound of a machine whirring, then a high pitched scream. All of a sudden, James bursted out of his room and ran out of the house. Later, the boy could not recall the incident. It was completely erased from his memory. For his eighteenth birthday, James asked for a golden box containing 785 pink ping balls. So it was granted him. For the next ten years, Richard kept a careful eye on his son. Every night, James could be heard whispering madly, "It's almost ready," over and over. For his twenty-eighth birthday, James asked for a simple wooden box that had one million pink ping pong balls inside. "What do you need all those pink ping pong balls for?" Richard finally asked. James froze, fiddling with something in the pocket of his jacket. "Oh yes, that. They were necessary for--" Then he got hit by a bus.

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller have a baby? A: Because she is dead. ...I IS HORNY!

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penis

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Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

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how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

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a man walks into a bar, and gets mauled by a bear..... and gets a concussion

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George W. Bush

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nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

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why do you often see black man dating fat chick?? because they have the brains to realise that fat chicks are just people and need love too

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why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

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