Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

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Whats skinny, round, tall, smells like a dead baby, hard, small, and fat? nothing

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What happened to the public server who went to the 5 dollar brothel? He contracted syphilis and died several months later.

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

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what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

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What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

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Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

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What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

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The Mets win the World Series

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What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

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How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

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Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

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A black man says "ask" correctly.

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why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

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Your mama's so fat that we couldn't catch the cancer early and it gave her crippling weight problem. I'm so sorry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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