- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama's so fat that we couldn't catch the cancer early and it gave her crippling weight problem. I'm so sorry.

What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

What is the difference between a dog and a North Korean tank. When I see a dog I think wow, what a cute dog. When I see a North Korean tank I run away screaming, as do many others, and I hope the marines come and save us.

Why was John the octopus depressed? Because his real name was Steve, and he couldn't communicate this to anyone since he lacked the higher brain functions and vocal chords required to do so.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Boom! Splat! You'll never know.

What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

I'm Spartacus

Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

milly, milly, milly, cat

A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

A kid is riding down the street when his chain pops off his bicycle. The kid yells "God damn!" as he begins to fix it. A priest walking nearby overhears the boy taking god's name in vein and says "Don't say 'God damn' say 'God help us'". The kid says, "I am an atheist, get away from me".

what do you do when you see a priest in a bar? tell him that is un richeous and he shall pay for his sins right before you kill him

Why was the black man wet? He was sprayed by a hose.

Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper that dinner for two.

Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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