Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

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knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

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There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

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yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

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What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

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Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

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Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

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Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

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Theres 3 guys walking and the see a genie. He says hell grant 3 wishes. The first guy asked for sandals. The genie said"I can do that" and he got sandals. The second guy asked for rock hard abs.The genie said,"sure thing".When he looked down, he saw that he had rock hard abs. The third guy asked for a pair of pants."ok" Said the genie. And then he got a pair of pants.

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What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

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Women deserve equal rights... April fools.

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Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

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when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

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What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

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Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

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Q:why did the chicken cross the road. A:to get back to the farm he was raised on

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Boom! Splat! You'll never know.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

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whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

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Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

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Anti Joke

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