- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

Why did the little girl jump off a cliff? because she was at a cliff jump at a water park

Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

Have you seen Stevie wonder's new mansion? No..... Either has he

What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a cheetah? Don't do that, I'm pretty sure it's illegal for several reasons.

Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

There once was a man from Nantucket who secluded himself from the outside world because of a tragic event that happened to him as a child.

what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

What didn't last long? You in the bed

a black guy with rights in 1924

A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

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