a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

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What do you call a white man circled by 11 black men? D12

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What's the opposite of a joke. An anti-joke.

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How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? 10 because they're so darn stupid!

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What do you get when you mix a crap with a fart and a slug? Urmom

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How do you fit three gay men on a stool? You don't, that would be very uncomfortable.

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what did Tyrone get for Christmas he got shot by isis

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Lacrosse is the best sport in the world

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A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

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Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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What's brown and sticky? -A stick.

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Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

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Why didn't the man enter the bus driven by a black man ? It wasn't going where the man had to go.

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Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

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what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

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what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

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Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was Catholic and was having an identity crisis. Thinking that he was the road, he panicked and crossed himself.

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Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

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Military intelligence.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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