Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

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Your mommas so poor she can't afford food for her child. Thats you.

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What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the second cat. Why did the fourth cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the fifth cat fall out of the tree? It needed to get down, but couldn't find any other way down. After he fell, he was minorly hurt and ate some cat food.

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What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

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Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

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What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

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What's worse then burning in hell for eternity? Well, a lot considering hell is a made-up place.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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How did the mecanic die? He drowned

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A man is walking down thwe street. All of the sudden, an armoured truck comes around the corner really fast. The back doors swing open, and bags of money fly toward him. "I can believe this is real!" the Man exclaimed. "It's not. Feed the pig." said a man in pig suit with a giant coin-slot on the head.

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my names jim haha

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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What do you say to a black man with AIDS? I hope you get medical help and find a cure for your illness.

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What is green and sticky and oozes up a kid's upper lip? A homesick booger.

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A Jewish man joins the German Army. He serves with distinction during the First World War, receives several commendations for bravery, and is one of the 12 million people killed during the Holocaust.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out that your mother just got raped by ten black men and then coming home to her dead body and getting raped by the same men who raped your mom.

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What's better than group sex? Gang rape

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What do you pull when it's hailing. Your favorite electronic.

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Q:Want to hear a pizza joke? A: Never mind it's to cheesy.

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Why did the blond jump off the cliff? She was paragliding for her 20th birthday.

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What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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