why does the octopus have no friends? because they're anti social by nature

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

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Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

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Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

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Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

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Q: Why did Cinderella get cut from the softball team? Q: She ran away from the ball.

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What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

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what happens when you wake up inception

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So there were two palm trees on an island. The first palm tree says to the second, "Hey! What's up?" The second one replies, "Nothing much, just chilling." Except they were actually ice cubes.

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How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

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What is E.T. short for? He has small legs

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Men's rights

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How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

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Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

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Two Jews walk in a bar...

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

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"Hey look, mommy! I'm a whale!" (child proceeds to pull a shotgun and create a blowhole in his head)

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A blonde is running for her life and sees a sign that says "GO LEFT TO SURVIVE". She goes right and she survives.

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What do you call a goose with no arms? A goose

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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LALALALA MUSIC MACHINE

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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