Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

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Yo mama so fat, when she went to a party, they took the apple from the roast pig's mouth, and they put it on her mouth.

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I was walking down the street one day when suddenly, a chicken crossed the road. Apparently it wanted to cross to the other side.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in a refrigerated freight truck en-route to its destination.

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what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

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what does nike and the kkk have in common? Nothing as one is a brand of clothing ie;shoes, hoodies, etc. while the other is a racist cult formed in the 19th century which persecuted african americans.

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Why didn't Hellen Keller just wear glasses? Oh wait

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Knock Knock Who's there A pile up A pile up who

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what's black, white, and red all over? any red object

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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Why was the boy confused? Because somebody had been running around in circles around him and throwing plastic cups at his face.

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A murder, a cheater, and a liar walk into a bar..... Woah the aptriots must be in town -Rocco Tufano

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding cancer on your back

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In Soviet Russia its very cold

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the girl. Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He has cerebral palsy.

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A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, in fact, the "road" in this joke symbolizes the Mexican/American border. The chicken's real name is Esteban Jimenez and he crossed the "road" to reach his family on the other side so he can start his life over. In addition to this, Esteban's real dream was to establish a 401k and possibly go to law school so he could begin his own law firm.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

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What do you call a black guy with a shotgun? A fine American citizen exercising his 2nd Amendment right.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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