What did the Hindenburg say? -nothing it just blew up

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Nice legs....What time do they open?

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Whats Red and smells like Blue Paint? Red Paint.

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Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

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Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

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How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

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What is bad at catch The twin towers

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A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

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What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

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a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Q: what do you call someone on Anti Jokes A: Someone with no friends trying to find a funny joke to make friends.

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What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

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There are three types of people in this world: The stupid. And the ones that can't count.

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A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

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a fat girl walks into McDonalds....

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Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

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Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

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Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

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A horse walked into a barn...

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If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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