Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

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BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

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Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

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how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

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What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

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What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

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Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

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BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

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knock knock... ...no answer

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Women's Rights

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What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

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What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

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How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

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Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

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