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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

want to get screwed for four years? VOTE REFUGLYCAN!

What's funny about a dying dog? Nothing.

how do you confuse a blonde? ask if she wants a cake...then rape her

Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

Skinny people fart less.

Where do bees go to the bathroom? In the hive - they're incontinent.

Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

What's funnier than a chicken? nothing.

I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

Felix? The Lucky cat? That is the only thing that comes to mind, I am dead tired, but I really don't mind staying up until I cant anymore physically, as for mentally I am getting pretty bad as for company.

What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

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