- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

A man walks into a bar. Sup.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

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Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

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So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

Take wrong turns

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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