Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

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What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

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How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

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SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY’S. PRETTY MUCH USELESS BUT MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. Source: http://www.pingzic.com/funny-whatsapp-status-to-make-others-laugh/

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there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

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Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

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What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

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A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

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Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

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An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

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Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

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"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

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What comes after Friday? A ?.

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On the dora show when they asked where the Monster was why did the arrow point left instead of right?? Because it was scared

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Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

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Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

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Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

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Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

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Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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