Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

Knock Knock? Come in.

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

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There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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