An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

an ethopian thanksgiving

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

Your life

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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