knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

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Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Male leadership.

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

being sober in a bar fight

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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