- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to th tiger? Nothing, a tiger is a dangerous and vicious animal. It then ripped him to pieces. Is family mourned after for a very long time till they came to grips with the death of the main income in their family. Aids

How do you stop a bus? throw a boy with an ice cream cone infront of the bus. but...come to think of it, that may not work. he might drop the ice cream on top of it >:l

So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

What do u say to someone u don't like? I thought I'd let u no tht I don't like u...

This blind man read my mind the other day. I swear, it's like he has a 5th sense!

How many babies can you fit in a blender? None, the blender is too small. Also it is illegal to kill a baby infant because they are considered human. You can get life in prison or the death penalty for committing such a heinous crime.

Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a night, set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

Why could susan not get up? Because her limbs were hacked off by a African militia group.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

hashtags suck balls

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

Knock Knock! F*ck off

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

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