what do i refer too White people = Business Yellow People = Smart Black People = Drug Smugglers, Terrorists, Rapists etc

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

Black people are the scum of the earth

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

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You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

A women left the kitchen.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

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