A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

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why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

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What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

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Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

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How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

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Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

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Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

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this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

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Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

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Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

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A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

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What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

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A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

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What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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