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Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

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Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

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Did you hear the one about the Mexican that went to college? All his life, Juan wanted to get a decent education, but was unable to due to his family's low income. So Juan worked hard all his life, and got a part-time job. He made a little cash here, a little there. He also studied vigorously, getting a 33 on his ACT. All that work eventually paid off, and Juan was eventually accepted at Princeton University. Juan is now a highly paid Neurological surgeon, and has saved countless lives

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Ok,here's one, my brother can sometimes do it! Ok. Think of a number between 1 and 10 Add ten Add ten Add ten Add five Add five Take away your original number \~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\ _______________________________________ Is your number NOW, 40? Was your original number 6? Click thumbs up if that WAS your answer! ????????

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Pete and Repeat are sitting on a bridge, Pete fell off and Repeat still hasn't been able to forgive himself for pressuring Pete to join him on such a perilous perch.

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Q: Why couldn't the skeleton go to the party A: He had a boner

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What did the female lady person say to the baby? Get Some.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

Your girlfriend.

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

What's 1+1? 69.

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

Chick Norris... Enough said

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

Pete and Repeat are sitting on a bridge, Pete fell off and Repeat still hasn't been able to forgive himself for pressuring Pete to join him on such a perilous perch.

Q: Why couldn't the skeleton go to the party A: He had a boner

What did the female lady person say to the baby? Get Some.

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