An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

Once, I went to Peru.

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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