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Pete and Repeat are sitting on a bridge, Pete fell off and Repeat still hasn't been able to forgive himself for pressuring Pete to join him on such a perilous perch.

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Roses are red violets are blue I don't know you so get away from me.

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There was a young boy walking to school. and he found a red hairbrush on the ground. He then proceeded to walk to school. During lunch he examined the haircrush and it looked perfectly normal. A few days later, he decided he was bored with the hairbrush and decided to place it in a tree. A girl found the hairbrush. The end. You just wasted 30 seconds of your life. Ha.

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what didn't I do when making this joke? Read and agree to the terms of service.

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If a llama walks into a jewelry store and a carrot has no feathers, then why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a car because chickens are simple creatures and don't understand the complex rules of the road.

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Whats the difference between eating an egg and an abortion? Think about it.

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Did you hear the one about the Mexican that went to college? All his life, Juan wanted to get a decent education, but was unable to due to his family's low income. So Juan worked hard all his life, and got a part-time job. He made a little cash here, a little there. He also studied vigorously, getting a 33 on his ACT. All that work eventually paid off, and Juan was eventually accepted at Princeton University. Juan is now a highly paid Neurological surgeon, and has saved countless lives

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

Pete and Repeat are sitting on a bridge, Pete fell off and Repeat still hasn't been able to forgive himself for pressuring Pete to join him on such a perilous perch.

Roses are red violets are blue I don't know you so get away from me.

what didn't I do when making this joke? Read and agree to the terms of service.

If a llama walks into a jewelry store and a carrot has no feathers, then why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a car because chickens are simple creatures and don't understand the complex rules of the road.

Whats the difference between eating an egg and an abortion? Think about it.

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