why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

Justin Beiber

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

what do you call a black guy african american

A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

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