Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

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A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

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What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

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read me write me

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What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

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Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

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What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

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What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

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What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

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color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

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Your mother is so fat.

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Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

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How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

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Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

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Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

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Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

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why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

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How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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