- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

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