- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

identical jokes get different votes.

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

I'm homeless.

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

Sad reality is that, you have a tab open just for ponies don't you?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: She was going to speek at a PETA meeting about the cruel conditions of chicken farms. I hit her with my car

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