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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

Whats funnier than 24.....25

How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

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