once there was an anti-joke. it wasn't well thought out or even very creative. what happened to the anti-joke's premise? it got undermined or reversed in the punchline. but the punchline was way too straightforward. so, the whole joke really ended up sucking.

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What worse than being shot? Waking up and finding a penis in your mouth.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and legs? Simply a pillow

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Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

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Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

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Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

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how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

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How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

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a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

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Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

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Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

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Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

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5 Italian guys from Long Island

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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