- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

There are two kinds of people: Those who have a life, and those who read anti-jokes

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

Caolan and Eamon

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

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