- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

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