Knock Knock. There was no answer.

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

The foreskin of a baby gorilla

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

What's worse than this That :(

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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