What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

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A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

What happened to the convict on death row? He died

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

here's a joke... the american education society

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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