How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

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Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

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why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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