- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

Nothing. He made it home safely.

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

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