- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

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