- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

Q: Whats Worse Than 21 Dead Babies in a Trashbag? A: 1 Dead Baby In 21 Trashbags.

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

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