- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

When life throws knives at you, run away.

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

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