- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

A seal walks into a club.

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

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