- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

What black and has children A black man

So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

wanna hear a joke womens rights

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

Jeff

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

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