- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

Why are pills white? Cause they work.

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

Immigration Laws

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

The New York Giants

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

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