Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

hashtags suck balls

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

Justin Bieber

A man walks into a bar. Sup.

so...um, yeah

Clyde: Hey John! :D John: Hey clyde! :D Clyde: :D! John: :D! Clyde: :D, :), :|, :(, D'X John: ? hey man, are you ok? Wtf is going on with you? Clyde: Man, it's not me... :'(... It's you... It's your... Your... John: My what? Clyde: YOUR FACE!!!! D'X

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. You're adopted.

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" *in a calm tone* " Yeah, me neither."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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